I have spent the last couple of weeks in Edinburgh and I wanted to share some of the touristy things I did while I was there.
The Real Mary King’s Close – Warriston’s Close, High Street, Edinburgh.
This was a really interesting journey into the past of Edinburgh where you book, either at the booking office or online, pay the £11 and gain access into the underground of Edinburgh. It is only underground in relation to the current ground level around Edinburgh, it was once the ground level in the 1600’s. You know on Futurama where Fry gets taken into Old New York? It’s sort of like that but not as spectacular. The history is still great though. You are guided by someone acting as one of the previous tenants of the Close, and they take you through a series of rooms which were once the lodgings of entire families many years ago.
During the 1600s there was no underground sewage network to speak of, and coupled with close proximity living conditions, disease was rife. The only sewage network existed above ground with people throwing buckets of excrement out of the window twice per day. You can still smell the stench to this day. Unless it was me. I don’t know.
The bubonic and pneumonic plagues were common in these times with patients being visited by plague doctors (below).
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16th Century Plague Doctor attire.
With the living conditions being so cramped (8+ people living in a single room), these diseases spread rapidly. Not a great time to be around. The underground is said to be haunted, so if you’re superstitious you may want to stay away. The history is very much worth it in my opinion.
Arthur’s Seat – You can’t miss it.
I had visited this extinct volcano during my previous visit, but found myself short of time with which to reach the summit. This time around I was determined to go to the top, so I did.
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Arthur’s Seat summit. A little crowded.
The entire walk took me less than an hour with no breaks on the walk up or the walk down. I touched the cairn stone and stayed at the top a while because, you know, you get up there, you might as well enjoy the view. What a view it was. You could see the entire city of Edinburgh, including the castle and the multiple church spires, and beyond to the Pentland Hills on the outskirts of Edinburgh. You could see the island of Inchkeith on the Forth River, right across to Kirkcaldy on the other side. The climb seems a little steep from the foot of the Seat, and resulted in me not climbing to the top on my last visit as the gradient put my companions off, but it really isn’t so bad. The view at the top is more than worth it.
Even if you don’t go to reach the summit, the climb is in two stages, the first easier than the second, so you can go for the first stage and still enjoy the view and the geology. Or just the view. Or just the geology. It’s up to you. Unfortunately I didn’t take a great deal of pictures from the summit, but you can rest assured that the view is splendid.
Calton Hill – Calton Road, Edinburgh.
Calton Hill is another one of Edinburgh’s famous hills. I like to think of it as the budget version of Arthur’s seat, but a good kind of budget, not the Ibis Budget compared to the Ibis. Calton Hill is brilliant. The view is still spectacular, not quite as high as Arthur’s Seat, but it’s really nice if you don’t fancy the climb. Another difference being that you have a selection of monuments atop Calton Hill:
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From left to right: Calton Hill Observatory House, Nelson Monument, Calton Hill Observatory and National Monument.
Out of view of the above photograph is the Dugald Stewart Monument which has a large urn (looks a bit like a trophy) in the centre, surrounded by columns. It commemorates the life of Dugald Stewart, a professor of philosophy at the University of Edinburgh in the 18th century.
The Museum of Scotland & Game Master’s exhibition – Chambers Street, Edinburgh.
A brilliant museum, with free entry might I add, that includes pieces from all periods of Scottish history from neolithic arrowheads to the claymore of William Wallace (a.k.a. Braveheart) to more recent history. The collections rival many of those that I have seen, both in terms of completeness and in terms of personal interest. Personally, I preferred the Museum of Scotland to the Natural History and Science Museums of London (I still need to visit the British Museum). If you want to learn about Scottish history, the Museum of Scotland is the place to go.
The Game Master’s exhibition was pretty neat, giving visitors the opportunity to play games, both retro and new, from the original arcade games (but no Mortal Kombat sadly) before home consoles to the early Mario games on the NES, Donkey Kong, to more recent games such as Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. Console, handheld console and PC games were all represented which I thought was nice, but perhaps missed a few games out that I would’ve liked to have seen. Crash Bandicoot, Mortal Kombat and something from the Burnout series for example. I’m not sure if I could say it was worth the £7.20 to gain entry either as I still own a number of the games that were on display. If you want a blast from the past and some nostalgia, then go for it. If, like me, you look after your consoles and games and they still all work, then you might be left feeling a bit disappointed.
The Hanging Bat craft beers – Lothian Road, Edinburgh.
I’m not sure I can say much about this place as I’m not really an expert on beer or ale, but it was certainly interesting. When you go in you have the option of buying pints of beer or buying a flight of beers (£12.50 for 5 x 2/3rds of a pint per flight) where you can sample different beers. I recommend the latter. You might not like them all, but once you get through four or so flights with some friends you will be left feeling a little tipsy and have a better knowledge of what different beers taste like (assuming little to no prior knowledge, like myself). There were all kinds of beers with all kinds of quirky names, light beers which resembled cider to very dark beers which resembled Guinness, and everything in between. I didn’t have a resounding favourite because I’m not a huge fan of beer, but went for the one I preferred the taste of with each flight. Even if you’re not a fan I would recommend it, it’s an experience to say the least.
Scottish food – The Castle Arms (Haggis, Neeps & Tatties), Johnston Terrace, (behind the Castle).
‘When in Rome…’ Or in this case, ‘When in Scotland…’ I decided to try quite a bit of traditional Scottish food on this visit. I had haggis spring rolls which were a good introduction to haggis, but didn’t give you a full sense of what haggis is like as there is only so much haggis you can fit into a spring roll. Scallops are apparently traditional Scottish cuisine too. I had no idea. I hadn’t actually had them before either so I gave them a go and I wasn’t disappointed. In a pub I saw ‘Haggis Neeps and Tatties’ advertised on the menu so, naturally, I opted for that. Actual haggis, in this recipe at least, was quite spicy. I think they put quite a bit of peppercorn in there, but isn’t a required ingredient (according to the Wikipedia), so my hunt for the perfect haggis continues. I really like the texture, it reminds me a bit of black pudding, and the flavour is generally quite nice and meaty, other than the burning sensation that accompanies peppercorns. Last of all I had Cranachan, a traditional Scottish dessert. I imagined it to be a little bit like Eton Mess, but I was very wrong. It’s fruit (I think it was raspberries) and cream, essentially. I did like the contrast between the bitterness of the berries and the sweetness of the cream. Not my favourite dessert ever, but certainly worth a try.
Ghost Bus Tour – Chambers Street, Edinburgh.
Arguably the most entertaining section of the trip to Edinburgh (no offense to those who gave presentations!). The tour involved going around the city in a refurbished Routemaster bus from the 1960’s, touring parts of Edinburgh with a spooky past.
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Location of Ghost Bus pickup.
I would tell you which parts but my memory is actually terrible so I have forgotten (it was a week ago, give me a break), and it would also ruin the fun of the trip. You learn about murders, people driven mad, other supernatural beings and cases. The gent giving the tour was the best. He was in character the whole time, had a brilliant accent for the job, even had a sweet mustache. Describing the trip will not pay it enough credit, but if you do anything in Edinburgh and you want a good laugh and a bit of a fright, then I recommend this.
St. Giles Cathedral – High St, Edinburgh.
Not that I am a church goer these days by any means, I decided to step into the St. Giles Cathedral to see the architecture and the stained glass within. I was not disappointed. The Cathedral is open for worship and is used for services throughout the week (see the website), but when it is not being used for services it is open to the public. Free entry. If you like Gothic style architecture, you will love the Cathedral. Despite receiving many alterations since its construction in 1385, following a fire which destroyed the original, it remains a marvel to the eye.
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The interior of St. Giles Cathedral showing its arches and stained glass.
I didn’t really go for the history, just to appreciate the architecture, but there is plenty of information on the website that I linked above if you are interested in French hermits (St. Giles). There is a beautiful chapel with a decorative ceiling and many carved busts and the like. The level of detail is astonishing. I would post more pictures, but you really need to go and look. You will not be disappointed.